The Hoover

I must say that I’m a little upset with some of my readers. How is it possible that after reading “The Joys of Oral Sex” you could still be giving bad head? All of you should be damn near experts by now. If you haven’t read the first column on giving head then I suggest you go back and take a look at it. It’s time for me to upgrade you a little bit. I’m ready to introduce you to “The Hoover”. I know some of you are confused. What is the Hoover right? This is a technique that will have you man weak in his knees if performed correctly.


Everyone has heard of the Hoover vacuum cleaner right? Well your mouth is the vacuum; the only difference is you control the settings. If he likes slow circular motion head then set your mouth to that speed. If he likes wild and out of control head then set your mouth to that. Every man indirectly shows us how they like to get their dick suck. If he has his hands on your head directing you where to go then do it! It’s not about how you think he might like. Knowing what he likes is so much better so follow his lead ladies. Most man (not all) loves the Hoover. The Hoover is when a man cum’s in a woman’s mouth and she spits it back out on his dick or balls and vacuums it back up in her mouth then swallows it. Sounds like a lot of work but for a pro it’s manageable. Let him play with your pussy while you devour every inch of him. They love it! Oh and for the record having nut in your mouth is not dangerous. Too many women are walking around thinking its rat poison (even though some of it tastes like it). Stop making something as small as nut in your mouth a big deal. It is okay to be a slut in the bedroom. Throw that proper crap out the window! I feel like sucking dick is a way to bond with your man. You know he loves it so why not do it all the time? Giving your man The Hoover occasionally will keep him in tuned with your relationship more.

Everyone knows I love to give head. I don’t hide that fact for a second. Head is a turn on for me not just him. I can’t think of a time that I’ve had sex with my man and not sucked his dick first. It is important to help your man achieve that first organism so he can break your back out in the second round. It is a major turn on for a man to see his woman going down on him. Quiet head is the worse. Get creative and begin to moan and/or make that slurping sound with your spit. The key is to lock him into every second of pleasure. He should not be thinking about what time the Redskins play. All he should be thinking about is how he is going to fuck the shit out of you once you make him reach his climax. So my advice to ALL the ladies is to suck your man’s dick before you have sex with him. Every once in a while throw in “The Hoover” to keep it fresh. Keeping it fresh in the bedroom is so important.