The Real Deal: Eating Pussy

Why is it that every man on the planet thinks they’re the best at eating a woman’s pussy? Honestly many of them don’t have a clue what they are doing. On the other hand there are those slight few that will put woman in a straight coma. There is nothing like a man who knows what he is doing down there. Some men just don’t understand that every woman is different. Just because you did one thing to your ex-girlfriend doesn’t mean your new girlfriend will like it. We each have our own manuals. Now with that said, I have come up with some steps to consider before going down on your woman.


First off, every woman isn’t edible. Do not go down on a woman if her va-jay-jay smells like Chicken of the Sea. Ladies, it is not okay for you to take a dump, and then ask your man to eat your pussy. For the record, that is disgusting. Men will get traumatized off of that shit. Stop trying to throw your pussy in his mouth right after you get off of your period. We all know that the “special smell” is still there. That is the worse thing you can do to a man. The last thing we need is for you to stray a man away from eating coochie forever. There are certain products that you can use, like Summer Eve Feminine Wash, to keep up the maintenance. Also, ladies, make sure that you are well trimmed or waxed at all times. The last thing he wants is a bundle of hair in his esophagus. Men, ladies expect you to be trimmed so they need to trim in return.

Fellas, I have to say that stimulation is KEY. Spread her lips open with your tongue and begin to flicker your tongue over her clit. This will get her body to shake a little. When that begins, stop the flickering and suck on her clit while inserting at least two of your fingers inside of her. Once you insert your fingers, bend them slightly (as if to say come here) and start to motion them quickly over her G-spot. Continue to do this while sucking on her clit. You should begin to feel her juices all over your fingers. That’s a great thing. Some woman like for you to suck on there clit gently while some women like for you to suck it hard. You can tell which one your woman likes by her facial expressions.

Position is so important. Some women can’t have an orgasm by laying on their back. Most ladies will tell you the only time they can have an orgasm is by being on top. This includes oral sex. If this happens to you then let her “fuck your face.” This is basically her on top with her pussy directly on your mouth. She lowers it and you can go to town on it. Grabbing her butt or breast while doing this is something extra she may love. Try the 69, too. She sucks your member while you lick her clit. This is definitely beneficial to both parties.

Bringing toys into the equation is a plus. This can bring her so much pleasure. When done right most men get rewarded. Whether it’s her cleaning up or making you steak tacos you’re going to get something positive. I recommend the Nubby G. This vibrator will stimulate her G spot and won’t get tired. Men, we all know that it’s hard for you to continuously motion your fingers over her G-spot. It’s okay. Get a toy so you can have free hands to caress her other body parts like her breast and butt. Women love a man that can multitask. When getting toys involved it is very important that you have different combos. What I mean by this for example is you have to eat it, pinch the nipples, and lick the clit all at the same time. The more combos you have the more women will be into you. Practice makes perfect.

Body language says it all. If your woman is moaning at the top of her lungs, but her body is as stiff as a board then she is faking it. Knowing that you did a good job doesn’t lie in her moan. If you thought that please erase it from your memory now! Let her body do the talking. If you are doing the steps I’ve provided you with than her entire body will be shaking like a leaf on a fall afternoon. When you can get a woman to this point you will keep her coming back for more.